Shen Qingqiu: It's so weird that you're looking for a Shen Yuan of your own, especially since you've never been with a guy before
Luo Bingge: Yes I have? I've fucked my general plenty of times
Shen Qingqiu: WHAT?!
Shen Qingqiu, to Shang Qinghua: WHAT?!?!
Shang Qinghua: Oh yeah, I wrote an extra where Bing-ge and my king got down and dirty. I didn't post it obviously, my homophobic fans would riot
Shen Qingqiu: Are you telling me that there is a piece of PIDW THAT I DIDN'T READ?!
Shang Qinghua: THAT IS WHERE YOUR PRIORITIES ARE AT?!
You just know that SQQ after a moment of crisis would double down and demand to know if there was anything ELSE he perhaps failed to publish. The uneasy laughter, the intensity. The TEARS.
SQH: The goal wasn't to have to rewrite several chapters of things I already wrote bro!
LBG: Should I perhaps mention-
SQQ: Make a list.
