Sadly, fishes

When I was younger I hated romantic comedies. But it just occurred to me that what I actually hated was films/shows with sexist stereotypes and heteronormative bullshit. Turns out I actually fucking love romantic comedies now that I've figured out they can be queer and/or not full of toxic patriarchal nonsense.

if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

haha ideel. idEEL.,

im mentally ill

...............mentally eel........

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

there’s no way this fucker is real.

my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those

damn bitch get it together

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?

Yu-Gi-Oh! Heritage Post

Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived.

No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half. I need the Sony Vegas Adobe After Effects filters and editing. I need voiced lines spliced into the video for impact. This is an ART FORM. COMMIT.

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

thanks

you’re welcome :) now silence

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