Found Ya

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

The truest of all the zodiac thingies.

this is the content i like to see

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

but me feets overheats

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

he knows what he’s doing

all 3 are luke skywalker’s children

We are all his children. Mark Hamill is the world’s father

he took “no, i am your father” a little too literally

mark went in and took no hostages

mewtwo is savage

I need more pokemon shaming

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

Still fucking hilarious

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.