SUS

Watermelon candy instinct

this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation?  this post is sentient and its horrifying

check out this bot predict what you draw!!! it’s insane!!!

i love that centipedes have the biggest most fancy moustaches ever

And underneath they have Sharp Legs for giving Pain Hugs.

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop