ali's multimuse

from this generator.

“oh, yeah?”

“what are you going to do about it?”

“what are you going to do if i don’t?”

“make me.”

“you think you’re in control? aw. how cute!”

“can i sit in your lap?”

“mhm  ..  sure you will.”

“that’s all you’ve got?”

“i’ll do what i want, thank you very much.”

“but i’m cute so it’s okay.”

“you’re cute when you think i’m listening to you.”

“or what?”

“you’re not the boss of me.”

“but . . but . .”

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

“how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

“you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

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“Jeez. You have to take care of each other, you idiots.”

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“Is the whole metaphor landing, or is it too cerebral?”

“Let’s get on before the beast gets hungry again.”

“This woman just killed a man with her bare hands for trying to steal your horse.”

“Maybe she’ll make a better travel companion.”

“This is a first for me, and that’s saying something.”

“I suppose you want me to tell you why I’ve sought out such an accomplished monster hunter.”

“Don’t trouble yourself on my account.”

“I just want food.”

“You have the most incredible neck, like a sexy goose.”

“What does this have to do with me?”

“No treasure is worth dying for.”

“I need a new adventure, one final first before I’m too old to do anything but die.”

“Someone get me a fucking drink.”

“You feel it just the same as me, that hole inside you.”

“That itch that can’t be scratched that burns your brain, it keeps you awake at night.”

“Come with me, I’ll show you what you’re missing.”

“Sorry to interrupt this lovely moment.”

“Thank you for the wine and the pies but we really can’t get involved.”

“Charming how everyone wants to get their hands on your horse these days.”

“No one mentioned anything about impending death.”

“How is it I’ve walked this earth for decades without coming across a witcher, and then the first one I meet I can’t get rid of.”

“I’d say something strange was afoot, but then again witchers are bound to bump into monsters.”

“Protecting you has always been our primary purpose.”

“To hunt with him is an honor unsullied by payment.”

“You worry if you blink you’ll never see her again.”

“You’re in love with her.”

“Nothing scares you.”

“When your species is on the verge of collapse, perhaps everything becomes more desperate.”

“Allow me to wander aimlessly onto this thicket and retrieve for you a tasty afternoon treat.”

“Aw, aren’t you just the cutest most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

“She’s plenty capable of murdering you herself.”

“What’s so amusing, you overgrown cock hair?”

“I’m just wondering who I will kill first.”

“I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.”

“I need a shit.”

“Their numbers are dwindling, but they do exist.”

“For a gold dragon to exist, it would have to be the result of an accidental, unique mutation.”

“In my experience, mutations are intentional.”

“Something’s off about this.”

“Who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels?”

“Is nothing sacred anymore?”

“There are certain healing properties it’s rumored to possess.”

“Do not tell me you’ve traveled all this way for made-up fertility cures using fresh dragon hearts?”

“And seriously? You, a mother?”

“What could you possibly want with a child?”

“They took my choice. I want it back.”

“Listen, the people who made us, they made us sterile for a lot of reasons.”

“One of the kinder reasons is because this lifestyle isn’t suited to a child.”

“Were you going to summon chaos on king’s orders in between feeding and naps?”

“Do not patronize me.”

“I’ve thought about this often.”

“You lecture me on made-up cures for having a child, meanwhile you cheat with destiny to steal one.”

“Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes that I’ve said in weeks.”

“I can take care of myself.”

“I’m special, and I don’t know how or why but there’s something inside me.”

“This is a shortcut to death.”

“That is not a good sign.”

“You did your best.”

“There’s nothing else you could have done.”

“Do what pleases you while you can.”

“I was afraid that it would take you from me, but now I fear it took your senses instead.”

“I quite like your nonsense.”

“The moment I dread most every time you leave is when it fades.”

“They say whatever justifies despising our kind.”

“If I ever dreamed of being something other than what I am, it was too long ago to remember.”

“I dreamed of becoming important to someone.”

“Before we met, the days were calm and the nights were restless.”

“But now, you’re important to me.”

“I understand why you’re afraid.”

“It was never my intention to torment you.”

“All I want is to help you fulfill your destiny.”

“You didn’t tell us what she is, what she’s capable of.”

“Do you really believe all this nonsense in your head?”

“You’re an abomination.”

“You should’ve stayed dead.”

“Looks like we get to fuck up the whole family.”

“So I’ll get to kill you after all.”

“What the fuck are you doing here?”

“We missed a whole mother lode of fun.”

“Ask no questions, and in return I offer you these.”

“If I stay with you any longer, I’ll be dead too.”

“You bring terror and you bring death wherever you are.”

“I’m done apologizing.”

“Find a new family, because I can’t be there for you anymore.”

“Disregard for other’s freedom has become quite your trademark.”

“You flit about like a tornado, wreaking havoc, and for what?”

“A child is no way to boost your fragile ego.”

“I’ll take advice from you about children as soon as you take responsibility for the one you bound to you and then abandoned.”

“I’m going to save you both a lot of hurt with a little pain now.”

“You wanted to show me what I’m missing? There she goes.”

“Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days it’s you shoveling it?”

“If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands.”

“We cannot mistake the stars reflecting in a pond for those in the night sky.”

“She is the key, but you are the commissioner.”

————   SEASON   1   EPISODE   1.   AKA   LADIES   NIGHT.

❛  cheaters are good for business.  ❜ 

❛  knowing it’s real means you gotta make a decision.  ❜ 

❛  tell me i’m getting off on ruining your already shitty life.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit. i just avoid getting involved with them.  ❜ 

❛  you’re lying, aren’t you?  ❜ 

❛  whoever he is, he’s not as good as me.  ❜ 

❛  is being drunk an excuse?  ❜ 

❛  you’re not protecting me.  ❜ 

❛  i’m not going to beg. i’m going to ask you though, very strongly.  ❜ 

❛  phew. i questioned my whole worldview for a second.  ❜ 

❛  this has gone a long way for me liking and trusting you.  ❜ 

❛  why? why are you whispering?  ❜ 

❛  you gotta know when to walk away.  ❜ 

❛  you use sarcasm to distance people.  ❜ 

❛  she could be in a cult!  ❜

❛  they said there was no evidence of a crime being committed.  ❜

❛  i’m making an experimental time lapse film of a year in my life, so…  ❜

❛  i found him on craigslist.  ❜

❛  it’s called google maps, moron.  ❜

❛  you’re… one of them.  ❜

❛  you’re not normal!  ❜

❛  it’s people like you who give people like you a bad name.  ❜

❛  he claims you and i quote, lifted his car overhead and threatened him with your laser eyes.  ❜

❛  look, if you’re gonna call me volatile or whatever else, i’m really not in the mood.  ❜

❛  was that a compliment?  ❜

❛  you’re local, you’re hot, drinking alone…  ❜

❛  i don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.  ❜

❛  i’m just trying to make a living.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. but you do.  ❜

❛  i’ve never seen a dive bar this clean.  ❜

❛  you also like women. temporarily at least.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. i just say what i want.  ❜

❛  she’s either an idiot in love, or she’s being conned.  ❜

❛  he’s not coming back, is he?  ❜

❛  pack. go home. get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  i don’t have any goddamn friends.  ❜

❛  i stole it.  ❜

❛  you could’ve used the door.  ❜

❛  you’ve been keeping tabs on me?  ❜

❛  i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called.  ❜

❛  no, you talk to me! you tell me what the hell is so important!  ❜

❛  you saw him die.  ❜

❛  it’s not my goddamn ptsd!  ❜

❛  are you still having nightmares? flashbacks?  ❜

❛  you need to go back to that therapist.  ❜

❛  i’m calling the police.  ❜

❛  you know what he can do.  ❜

❛  you know what he made me do.  ❜

❛  we? he’s coming for me, not you.  ❜

❛  you are far better equipped to deal with that animal than some innocent girl.  ❜

❛  you’re still the person who tried to do something.  ❜

❛  i was never the hero that you wanted me to be.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to hurt you.  ❜

❛  none of it is your fault.  ❜

❛  i want you to say it: none of it is my fault. say it back to me.  ❜

❛  you saved my life.  ❜

❛  smile.  ❜

❛  keep denying it.  ❜