Born for the Blue Skies, We'll survive the Rain

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

@counterpunches

I’ve seen that ship sail into port while they sing and it is one of the most beautiful experiences I have ever witnessed.

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

this one is never not funny

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

we want giant fighting robots 

Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots.

genuinely share your interests with people you’re interested in

As if the soil wasn’t already stained and bloated with the blood of Native Americans the colinizers slayed to steal this country in the first place.

YES ^^

guys i’m sorry but we’re getting close to the 2-year anniversary of when “spider-man: homecoming” filmed outside my apartment and i had to explain to security ppl that i lived across the street and t*m h*lland was so sweet and said hi and apologized for the traffic delays and told me to get home safe despite me pointing to my building 15 feet away and he was like “yes but you have to cross the street! be well!” and waved to me as i went inside oh my god am i gonna cry again

I love this story

in finland, we don’t “sue” you, we “challenge you for justice”

and “court” is “the stool of doom”