Give me those Volleyboys 🏐☀️

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a grumpy wizard in possession of a large library, must be in want of a messy apprentice.

fav trope: “intimidating loner, upon close acquaintance, turns out to be nerd with no social skills”

sweet vape tricks dude 

creatures like the koala and the ocean sunfish are scientifically important because they help us understand just how badly a living organism can function and still survive

if scientists really cared about that kind of thing why haven’t they come and had a look at me

twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

I'm like how tumblr users are going from "this hellsite is the worst i hate this" to "this site sucks but at least we're not twitter"

That’s because everyone left tumblr in 2018 and migrated to twitter after the inept NSFW purge. Twitter became tumblr and we’re just here sitting in the ruins of what’s left.

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this