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h*ated r*valry not only did irreparable damage to fandom containment but also introduced a bunch of people to sports rpf who do not get the premise of either sports or rpf

It's also just a shitty show. Nothing would change if it was gay or straight or lesbian. That's not a good queer show

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Fictional man pushing inside you for the first time and stopping to exhale a low, shaky groan, tipping his head back as his eyes flutter closed for a moment because you’re just so hot and tight and perfect around him. He fits so perfectly inside you, and he has to try to make himself focus as your walls flutter and pulse around him—like that pretty pussy is trying to pull him in deeper, greedy for more. It was already a snug fit, but you feel like soft, wet, needy heaven wrapped around him, and he thinks he could get addicted to you very easily.

PLEASE PERCY JACKSON PLEASEEEEEE

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

This genuinely made me want to not watch it

IF A TIKTOK COLLEGE KID CAN GET IT WRITE, CHRISTOPHER FUCKING NOLAN SHOULD

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Jason is so dead wife montage coded

fun facts: jk rowling will die one day. trump will die one day. it will get better.

i REALLY want her to die right now.

fandoms when a teenage girl acts like a teenage girl: have you considered that she's irredeemably evil?

MABEL FUCKING PINES

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

when he’s so so big over you and inside you trying to coax you into relaxing for him; saying ‘it’s ok, sweetheart, you’re doing so well for me, you can take it’ and he kisses you as he slides himself all the way home inside you(swearing you’re so tight around him he can feel your heartbeat) so that your little hiccup is swallowed by his mouth and then he pulls back to admire the sight of you stretched around him to coo; ‘see? there’s my pretty angel. look how good you look full of me.’