Supreme Lord of the Bathroom

( send me a copic color for a headcanon )

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?

champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?

coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?

currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

Some info for anyone wanting try out living the life of Percy:

-Percy has a very athletic build from years of training and fighting monsters.

-Being the son of Poseidon, Percy can’t drown and can be healed by water (5 times a day for now). Sea water works best but any water will do it.

-Before coming to Isola Percy used to be a lot more powerful and Percy is still coming to terms with his loss of power.

-Percy is a skilled swordfighter.

-Years of fighting monsters (and being jerked around by gods) have led to lots of scars, both mentally and physically.

-Percy is extremely protective of his friends and family to the point where he will kill and die for his loved ones.

-Percy has a fear of flying and memory loss.

-Percy has childhood trauma and saving-the-world-twice trauma.

-Percy has both ADHD and dyslexia.

-Percy tends to rush into battle without thinking.

If you stick around for long enough, you’ll:

-Start getting nightmares. They’re less frequent in Isola but all powerful demigods get nightmares.

-Start to develop a fear of flying (unless it’s on the back of a pegasus) and airplanes. This is especially going to affect anyone with flying powers.

-Possibly start to develop a fear of memory loss. Percy had some bad experiences with certain people stealing his memories.

-Start to develop indifference (and sometimes hatred) towards the gods. Anyone who’s particularly devout is going to get hit hard.

-Become an improved swordfighter.

-Start becoming more impulsive, especially around battle.

-Develop an appreciation for water (especially the ocean), sea life, and sailing.

-Develop some snark if you aren’t usually snarky, develop more snark if you are usually snarky. He’s just Like That.

-Develop an extreme protectiveness for loved ones.

It certainly could have, but it’s pretty hard to make things go bad with Dirk without trying. He is a surprisingly patient and understanding guy. Or maybe he just doesn’t really care enough about most people to cause an issue. It could go either way, and is probably a bit of both.

“Can’t take credit for Fish Hitler. That was my ex-…” he trails off for a moment, trying to decide how to refer to the person in question. Ex-boyfriend? Ex-friend? Ex-person who was alive? Deciding on the most non-descriptive word he can muster, he continues. “Jake. But if you’re looking for someone who isn’t a demigod, you’re going to have to keep knocking.”

He knows what Percy most likely means, but by technical definition, Dirk is himself also a type of demigod.

“Demigod, huh?” Percy raises an eyebrow. He doubted Dirk was any kind of demigod he knew about, but he also doubted Dirk was the type of person to volunteer that sort of personal info to any random person who walked in off the street. Percy isn’t the biggest for secrets but he’s been around enough to understand the need to play some things close to the vest (Score one for Street Smarts).

Gods he wished Annabeth were here. She would know exactly what questions to ask. Without her, Percy was floundering (he really needed to stop with the fish puns, he was getting to be as bad as his father which was never a good sign).

“Ocean Man, 

Take Me By The Hand

Tagged by: @smallblueboyscout

Tagging: @failedprince @flynni @wrightsideofthelaw @plainheroics @moveextras @demonprosecution @rewindibility

DOES YOUR MUSE, WHILE FIGHTING …

fight honorably  /  fight dirty /  prefer close-quarters  / prefer range  / chat during  /  go silent / low pain tolerance  / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily  / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first /  provoke easily /  provoke their opponent  /  tease /  get visibly frustrated  /  shout while attacking /  use strategy  /  focus on their battle  / experience conflicting thoughts during battle  / rush in recklessly  / try to read their opponent before fighting /  fight wildly /  fight calmly or apathetically  / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to  /  fight because they want to  / fight without regard to wounds /  run away when wounded  / hide wounds  / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer a gun /  prefer a bow / prefer a shield /  prefer a spear naginata  /  prefer a personalized weapon  / prefer magic or spells  /   prefer brawling  / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional  /  transform for battle  / fight as they appear / rely on strength  /  rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential  / exhaust quickly / high stamina /  doubt their strength / proceed with caution /   behave arrogantly  /  brag after landing a hit  /  belittle their abilities  / use psychological tactics /  use brute strength  / avoid civilians  /  strike down civilians  /  damage surroundings  /  avoid damaging surroundings  / signature fighting style  /  making it up as they go /  mastered skillset / learning their skillset / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork /  messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat  / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent  / insult their opponent /  use unnecessary movements ( flips, twirls ) / move efficiently  /  barely move /  prefer to dodge / prefer to block  /  defend their blindside / has no blindside  /  use all available advantages ( ex; use a gun but also throw punches, kick out while blades clash, etc. )  /  strictly use one main method  / play around  / hold back  / fight ruthlessly / show mercy /  wait for opponent to be ready  / strike when opponent isn’t ready  / fear death  /  fear pain  /  fear killing  /  has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight  /  has won a fight  / has killed / refuses to kill / want to die standing / would succumb slowly.

Tagged by: @smallblueboyscout

“The great Percy Jackson. Yeah, that tracks.” There weren’t a lot of other people he would expect to be both a stranger and showing up unannounced, and he has heard enough about the guy to have guessed at him without ever having met him before. “And here I was almost flattered. Should have known I was just a means to a dragon.” His tone is dry and his face continues to betray no emotion, but he seems more like he is joking than meaning and being hurt by the statement.

The first impression is far from the worst one anyone has ever made on him. It’s not even a ramble, by Strider standards. “Welcome to the neighbourhood. You seem to be doing a bang up job here so far. I knew who you were in three short sentences or less. Could have done without the hesitation at the beginning, but I’ll let it pass this time. Going to have to have a chat with Leo about giving my address to strange people though. Not cool, bro. Not cool. So other than saying hello, which you did quite readily, did you want something?”

Well, could’ve gone worse.

“I wonder how effective Jack would be against Greek monsters…” He mumbled, mostly to himself as he crouched down. His stupid trash can shield was dented beyond use, but maybe he could use it to hurl at one of the monsters. 

He felt a pang of pity for his cousin and Percy, hearing that they basically went to Greek Monster Hell. He might have seen some terrible things, and died daily, but surviving that place?

“It’s weird. It keeps… glitching for me. Like,” He faltered for words, wishing he had some of that magical mead to help him be more wordy. “I see the island, totally normal. Then it looks like a bad glitch animation and then I see a city in ruins. Empty, like Doomsday came and went and all that’s left is demolished buildings, places on fire, some stuff is frozen over. Oh, and I hear wolves. So that’s fun.”

“Glitching...yeah, that describes it.” Guess he wasn’t the only one who was seeing this place going in and out like a bad TV reception. 

Percy checked on the monster gang. “I think we’re safe, but if monsters can eat us we aren’t going to be safe for very long.” He looked around. There had to be some place they could get help...or, frankly, just hide out for a bit. Someplace to rest in Tartarus...he knew a place by that description.

A complete stranger wants to… help him? This… is a first.

“What? No, I don’t need someone else to buy clothes for me- especially not someone I’ve never even met before. But seriously… I appreciate the gesture, that’s actually… really nice of you to offer. I’m good though, I’ll just…. complain like I always do and call it a day.”