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Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

Put the snail in a hamster ball

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

This is a very strange version of It Follows.

Gay people can walk in society free of judgment or discrimination. Us Jennifer Lawrence fans don’t have that privilege

Good. It’s what you deserve. :)

cis men who use he/him pronouns are appropriating trans culture

Okay I give up. I don’t get it. Like I don’t want to be rude (and maybe I’m dumb and this is just satire), but I seriously don’t get how using my pronouns harms transgender people.

you needed that

omg y’all op is so problematic pls keep sending them asks abt it months and months and months later bc they were snippity w a cis person once

they sure are!

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The women who defeated Nazi Germany. Let's not forget that these women along with the work of Alan Turing was the most crucial part of getting ahead of Nazi Germany.

Reblogging for the amazing additions!

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

literally any one of us could make a blog like gaud or fish called like the-huggable-mr-loopy-doopy and the icon is a prolapsed asshole & you could still get a following you just make 85 strategically queued possts a day that say like “aaa i love!!!! breathing!!!!!!! i love to!!!!!!! consum oxygan” and gen zers with stage 5 internet brain poisoning aka hussie’s disease will slam the reblog button in the millions and some of them will also make the prolapsed asshole their icon and isnt that what we want in the end. to fill the website with destroyed buttholes again. I got kinda lost in this one

I’m just reblogging this version because I want people to see this person’s absolute trainwreck of a bio

cis men who use he/him pronouns are appropriating trans culture

Okay I give up. I don’t get it. Like I don’t want to be rude (and maybe I’m dumb and this is just satire), but I seriously don’t get how using my pronouns harms transgender people.

you needed that

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution