why, what an ass am i!

Caithness: omg he's so small

Angus: ya no why is he tiny

Macbeth: are all Danes this small???

Hamlet, to Horatio:

ooh I'm imagining some kickass animated fight sequence now

Macbeth, of course: strong telepathy & telekinesis (but nowhere near as strong as Val during his power trip).

The thanes: an archer, a D&D bard, a shield-summoner, another cooler archer, and an infrared scope.

If Menteith gets any music out of his instrument, Macbeth loses, so Macbeth would probably go after him first.

The rest of the thanes would rush to his aid, and Angus and Macbeth would be pretty evenly matched in combat (with Macbeth maybe having just a bit of an upper hand). Ross and Caithness would stay back and fire bows from afar, and if Macbeth ever tried to hide, Lennox could find him.

Macbeth's telepathy is only strong enough to fully incapacitate one or two people at once, though he could use telekinesis to throw about three or four of the thanes around.

making the boyfriends fight each other? that's mean (lol)

Tybalt would immediately win. Mercutio can only mimic others' appearances, not their powers. All Tybalt would have to do is get big and then... squish

oh, this is evil

If this ever happens, Osbjorn is dead. There's no contest. Macbeth's telepathic/telekinetic powers are so powerful, he could stop Osbjorn from a distance and incapacitate him.

Oberon could punt the little fucker, but only if Sutherland doesn't climb him first.

power-wise, Oberon could definitely overwhelm Sutherland with an army of vegetation, but Sutherland could also just hurl rocks and earth at things until they stop moving.

ok so this one is interesting:

Hero: You're an idiot.