Sunset Over Unset Life

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

This gives me unnecessary amounts of anxiety

@rachielena

This was an experience.

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

I think about this everyday

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work