Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'

I’m rejecting your application. At this time.

ONE MILFY ROLE is NOT an acceptance but the POTENTIAL, surely, is being layed out. Let’s unpack.

First we have the Milf Role in question:

Almost a dream milf, actually. She’s kooky. Bit unhinged. Just how I like it.

But look at the subject out in the wild:

This is not milf material. This is twenty-something whoman who tells me I’m special but then leaves me on read and I let her do it because she’s a baddie. This woman HURTS my feelings and I GLADLY take it, she’s a millennial heartbreaker, surely, but not a milf yet.

A true milf be lookin like this in the wild:

Ass out, crocs on, not a care in the world.

This level of not giving a fuck I believe can only be unlocked once somewhere in your thirties.

Jodie Comer’s application at this time is processing and she is building her resumé but milf status has not been achieved.