A Somewhat Insecure King

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

everywhere on socmedia progressive posting is like “never met a single zionist that is not ugly” “how u age when u r racist” “ur face card when u support trans rights” on loop

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

These fucking comedians on dropout from California have never heard of Cambridge mass, home of like, 86% of the Great American Authors. They seem to think it’s a little small nothing town ITS FUCKING NOT AND SAM IS JUST LAYING ALONG