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You only need to know one thing: meow.

the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife

does piper mean guy who lays pipe

I know this is a sex joke, but... do people genuinely not know that a lot of surnames stem from professions? Tiler/Tyler became the surname for somebody who laid tile. Piper became a surname for somebody who played the pipes. Archer, Brewer, Butler, Carpenter, Clerk/Clark, Dexter, Farmer, Fisher, Mason, Miller, Potter, Sawyer, Sheppard/Shepherd, Smith, Tanner, Taylor/Tailor, Weaver... People later started to give old family surnames as first names, and then over time, many of those became popular as first names in their own right. Is... is this not known?

i wish i understood eurovision meme's, y'all seem like you're having fun, i am but a sad american

We had that 50-states competition thing a few weeks ago that absolutely zero people gave a shit about. I think it had Snoop as a judge?

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

I’ve been watching the wrong chiropractor videos

fuck you I can hear it

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!