Nothin' but laffs and existential crises.

the only thing the video game industry hates more than piracy is making video games

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

we used to have $5 foot longs

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal