i eat men like air

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

My favourite thing about Moo Deng is people saying she is a diva. I'm not saying she's not, but much more than that she is simply a baby hippo. As far as Moo Deng is concerned she is destined to become an unstoppable killing machine. I think she just doesn't know she is a pygmyhippo and can't understand why we are not terrified that she will crush is. It's kind of like when my cat looks at me with destain for picking her up because in her head she is a tiger. She has the soul of an unstoppable juggernaut in the body of an oversized mochi ball with legs and I’m here for it!

Relevant article: https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/thailand-zoo-defends-viral-baby-hippo-moo-deng-against-peta-s-captivity-claims/ar-AA1rzDLq