dark as midnight sun

I saw an instagram post the other day that was like ‘things that cause an asymmetrical face’ and all the things were like ‘leaning your head on your hand’ ‘sleeping on one side’ ‘smirking’ ‘always holding your phone in the same hand’ and it’s just like. Like god it must be EXHAUSTING micromanaging yourself like that. Maybe we’re all doomed to having asymmetrical faces unless we constantly monitor ourselves and hold our phones in our non dominant hands and set alarms so we can make sure to turn around in the middle of the night because god forbids we sleep on one side for too long or maybe MAYBE having an asymmetrical face is fine. Maybe it’s just fine. And normal. Maybe we need to stop worrying so goddamn much about our faces and just live our lives.

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

for someone who experiences 37 emotions in a single second i sure as fuck don’t know how to handle them

Crazy how some people need to jump out of airplanes to get the same adrenaline rush I get from a 2-minute phone call

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time

milf (motivation i’d like to find)