Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast?

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

LIL GOOPS

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

Nature spirit.

How very rare!

Fascinating. Serene.

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.