Dragon Hoe

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

This is what you crackheads sound like talking to each other on this site

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

Y’all need girlfriends

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

Kung

Pow

Penis

anybody in this thread smoke weed

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

do you know what I really hate? early morning culture. the misconception that getting up early is inherently better than sleeping in. that people who stay in bed longer than 8 am are lazy and have an unhealthy life rhythm and that apparently they “miss the best part of the day”. that causes so much unnecessary shame and guilt, especially in young people whose inner clock doesn’t work that way - scientifically proven, teenagers can’t reach their mind’s full potential before 10 am. And more generally speaking: why should we care if someone gets up at 10 or 11 am and goes to bed far after midnight? I would get so much more shit done if I wouldn’t feel so guilty for staying up late and sleeping in. 

100000% this. Also Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a thing. But mostly just yes.

One of my dad’s favorite studies to quote is one about the productivity of early risers and night owls. The study found that the only difference between the two groups was that “one is a lot more smug about it.”

suck it, morning people ;)

Do Nurse Joys have to memorize this?

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I’m sorry but do not come for me cause I been stanning since this vid was published

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

me when it’s time to wash the dishes

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea