The girl of forever

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

when will someone spotify wrap me in their arms

Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging

I'm nearly certain this is a joke but you have to understand that there are men out there who actually believe this

Yes they're called allies

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

*tasted

They did NOT put me on the grill

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

i think girls need to have lots of daydreams and outlandish ideas we'll never pursue. it keeps us sane. or insane. the difference is negligible.

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

oh my god they changed their blog url so now it seems like im being needlessly antagonistic

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount