christian🌻

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

let's hang out on the floor together

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

HATTEEEE when people say "Hate is a strong word!" I KNOW. that's why I USED the word HATE

i say "my friend" a lot when addressing people and i think the initial reason was because its a good replacement for "dude" in sentences But also i just really like it because it makes me sound very whimsical and kind. It is up to you my friend. Thats a wonderful idea my friend.

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

that’s just the way the titty jiggles

I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat