Badger Me This

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

Norman reedus booty ass dirt hand slap prints ass naked butt ass naked ass out mud covered booty ass naked ass out butt ass naked

bootycheeks butt ass out naked booty out naked ass norman beebus butt ass naked mudd slapp butt cheecks bappy1

oh my god i thought the reason i couldn’t read this yesterday was because i was high on pain meds but as it turns out it was just like that

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

Big mood with being the only daughter too. All my brothers are older than me but I get all this shit not them