Jan 30, 2018
2018 Predictions
β’ Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
β’ Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out
β’ Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)
β’ Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building
β’ Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive
β’ Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride
β’ A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real
β’ The Hot New Memeβ’ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000Γ worse)
3/8 letβs go
Itβs not even February yet
