only the lonely survive

Only 10 us presidents have lost their re-election which makes Trump losing very funny. 

some ‘classic’ novels… are good. some classic novels are not actually good. & some classic ARE good, but not for the reasons ppl say they are. for example, Dracula is good bcos it has a cowboy in it.

dracula is good in spite of dracula’s best efforts

bitches be like *recomsume media from childhood to cope*

My favorite story is the one where a sexual violence crisis center was broken into and all their computers stolen. Then a few hours later the thieves broke in AGAIN and returned everything with a note: “We’re sorry. We had no idea what you guys did.”

My favorite story is the one where a sexual violence crisis center was broken into and all their computers stolen. Then a few hours later the thieves broke in AGAIN and returned everything with a note: “We’re sorry. We had no idea what you guys did.”

My favorite story is the one where a sexual violence crisis center was broken into and all their computers stolen. Then a few hours later the thieves broke in AGAIN and returned everything with a note: “We’re sorry. We had no idea what you guys did.”

i! really! wanna! kiss! someone! asdfjkasfjkasfjhkasdf! asjklasdjkasfjkasdfkj! sdfjklsdfjklsdfjklsdf!

do i look like i know what a “jender” is

Watermelon candy instinct

I’m convinced this whole post was just an excuse to post that number. I mean, obviously

“Local Fauna Disagrees with the Dark Lord!” “Voldemort ReVealed!” “Furry Defeats Dark Wizard!”

except veal is calf and venison is deer