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clark short-circuits: bruce- you can't- you can't just do that.

bruce grins: and why not?

clark, going red in the face: because that means something here!

bruce, playing innocent: what does it mean?

clark: oh god. uh. it means-

bruce, leaning in closer than necessary: i know

dick after someone insulted him: you will be speaking to my lawyer

tim glares across the room sick of people making that joke

everyone just thinks it's funny because tim is so smart until people realize it was never a joke

bruce, handing papers over to tim: let me just have my lawyer look over this

a/n: sorry about the late update guys, i got stabbed and had a collapsed lung :/ hopefully the next part will be up tomorrow

a/n: i know it's been forever since i updated, i got murdered, but i'm back now!

a/n: sorry guys my apartment got exploded by the joker but here's part four!! enjoy!

dick giving a lecture to the kids: do not say a word to them, act like it's normal. we don't want them to get scared of their feelings and break up. this is the healthiest relationship bruce has ever been in.

whenever clark gets to the manor, the kids will always coincidentally disappear (they're lurking and watching them)

after 11 months, at dinner, steph turns to bruce and clark and asks: so what day is your anniversary? i was thinking of planning a party.

bruce stops mid-bite: our what?

clark blushes the deepest shade of red

steph: your anniversary? you know the day you started dating?

clark, sheepishly: we aren't dating

the whole table erupts into chaos

tim: what-

jason screeches: you AREN'T?

bruce: why would you think we're dating?

jason: OH I DONT KNOW, maybe because you two hang out 24/7, clark literally flies from metropolis to gotham almost daily just to see you, you have tons of inside jokes, and stare at each other like no one is watching, you also flirt in every single interview you do. WHY WOULD WE NOT THINK YOURE DATING?!??

bruce suspects jason of doing weed?

dick: oh no those are just the brownies i made last night!! clearly i'm not the best cook

tim in trouble for sneaking out?

dick: oh my gosh this is all my fault, i asked him to come over for a sleepover and forgot to tell you!

damian gets in trouble for a fight at school?

dick intercepts the call and shows up to pick damian up from school, when the principal ask where his dad is dick is ready: oh gosh he's stuck in a meeting!! if you wait around for him you'll be here all night. don't worry i will talk to bruce about this and he will be disciplined (no he won't)

bruce likes vanilla, he's a classic guy

clark's favorite is something absurd like rocky road or neopolitan

dick's faves are mint chip and cookies and cream

jason is a birthday cake kind of guy

tim is a diehard strawberry ice cream fan

damian tried banana ice cream once at a shop and refuses to eat anything else now

dick: let's watch a romcom

tim: you wouldn't catch me dead watching one of those

damian: *ignoring them while he watches some action movie or documentary*

bruce: i'm busy with a case

everyone looks over and watches as jason pulls out snacks and opens netflix: which one?

everyone: ...

jason lowkey originally invited alfred for the cookies but he actually agrees with alfred's taste in books

they primarily read romance books: fantasy romance, historical romance, contemporary romance, it doesn't matter

jason: i changed my mind, xaden is the best book boyfriend

alfred: absolutely not, dain is a respectable boy

clark seeing bruce leave the bathroom after his shower wearing one of clark's old ratted tees: DUDE wtf, you literally have so many clothes

bruce (a sore loser) reading the rules after clark tries to stack +2 on top of a +4: hey, you can't do that!

clark who grew up playing with house rules: i'm thoroughly offended you think i would cheat. this is how ma and pa taught me to play!

bruce doesn't want to get on clark's parent's bad side and backs off

clark makes it a game to see what he can get away with lying about because bruce believes him so easily, i mean come on clark kent, a liar?

clark: if you don't have a card you can play you have to pick up half of the deck

dick agrees immediately because he wants his dad to lose

bruce is sitting there quietly with most of the deck in his hands and a fake mustache drawn on him while clark and dick conspire against him

clark: we HAVE to ride the tower of terror

bruce not knowing clark is superman and is lowkey concerned at the amount of times clark forces bruce to ride

bruce wayne who usually acts clueless in public but can't help telling the truth when clark asks him a question: "and that's why I chose this cause-"

clark who stopped listening ages ago and has zoned out watching bruce's expressions as he passionately talks about the children's hospital. he has fallen so in love with bruce and wants nothing more than to paint him how he truly is and not how the public views him.

bruce has read all of clark's articles. not just the ones about him, he religiously checks to see if he has published anymore. clark has such a way with words.

after clark and bruce have been seeing each other in secret for months, they both assume the relationship is just physical for the other.

clark is pretending to be asleep because he doesn't want to wake up and leave bruce.