I’m A Superhero Without Any Skills

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

Not writing a fanfic nobody asked for but writing fanfic for yourself and that one other person who is equally insane about the idea

it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands.  10/10 post, dude.

LOUDER FOR THE VEGANS IN THE BACK: use honey, not agave! Bees need your support and other animals need agave! Using honey means more bees!!

Also farmed honeybees aren’t endangered. Just putting that out there. Many native bees in many areas are facing problems but honeybees are not one of them. The things that do endanger farmed honeybees are things like pesticides and parasites, not starvation because the farmer is taking some of their excess honey.

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

oh my god when I reblogged this three days ago I was absolutely positive it said "wrestling" not "writing" 💀 frankly still pretty true but illustrative of how strong the prowres brainworms be