Nico It’s A Fucking Zoo, We Have That In Germany

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert

Fuckers in my notes like "oh it's because of the jets duh" as if it isn't just objectively funny to have a plane and "since 2001" on your picks when you're THEE 9/11 band