I bumped into a wall decoration and I said "Sorry" to it
I think that explains perfectly just what kind of person I am
Anyway, Happy New Year everybody
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I bumped into a wall decoration and I said "Sorry" to it
I think that explains perfectly just what kind of person I am
Anyway, Happy New Year everybody

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it's always interesting to encounter people in fandom who don't seem to understand that interesting characters are not always 100% perfect/make bad decisions/aren't morally pure/etc. look. this isn't my little pony. i don't want a moral lesson, i want an interesting, complex, flawed character.
i like my adult media to have complex, adult characters "that character is irredeemable now because [insert moral failing here]" have you ever made a bad decision? have you ever hurt anyone? have you ever made a mistake? are YOU irredeemable? are YOU not worthy of atonement? what about love?
jfc.
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I just noticed that Yor squeezes Loid's hand so hard that his bones are making noises and Loid just takes it like a champ 😭

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lie to me
“Loid” is healing
A sign of it is dreaming about the past that was forgotten. I know this is a storytelling tool, but this is actually how it happens irl too. It means your subconscious is ready to process what was suppressed.
This happens when the body feels safe enough to begin healing.
So why now?…
Because of Yor and Anya. In this case, they’re next to him after he wakes up from a nightmare, symbolically and literally creating a sense of safety, a safe space. He feels safe with them in “Loid’s house.” Even if he doesn’t realize it, his body does.
This is also why he collapses when he returns home and sees Yor.
And Anya gives him comfort with a headpat (physical affection) when he wakes up from the nightmare. Real comfort, telling him that he has nothing to be afraid of. He’s safe.
His heart, his home, his safe space, held by two people.
It’s beautiful <3
We as a society must stop reducing Ben to quiet shy kid. He is a younger brother (theyre all the same age but unfortuantely he does have youngest but smart brother energy). He is a little shit just like the rest, he is just also a dweeb. Absolute dork energy. We now know he is the kind of kid brother who does shit like make his sister’s Teddy say: “Luther sniffs dads underwear.” He went ‘weeee’ during the Ride of the Valkeries ice cream truck moment. He gets tried of Klaus’ shit and despite the fact they were both trained in physical combat- they literally just flap hands at eachother.
he quoted. the backstreet boys. in panic.
seeing your mutual, who lives on the other side of the world, on tumblr at the same time as you
I love allison hargreeves and it pains me to say this but I know in my heart that she would wear the most boring outfits to the met gala
like I'm sorry. but she would unironically, completely genuinely, do something like this lmao
Klaus has the best, but he also ends up fully stealing his outfit and it was archival so it turns into a whole scandal.
Viktor shows up looking nice and on theme solely because he's still mad about the dig Allison made about his fashion sense at Luther's wedding, but it's still nothing out of the box or weird. he ends up on a few best dressed lists but only the ones made by gay people on tiktok who've stanned since a violin performance he did at one of Reginald's big holiday parties when he was 16. no official publications mention him tho rip
Ben shows up in something insane and cool but he wildly misunderstood the theme so he gets cyberbullied about it
Luther shows up in a plain black tux 😔 Sloane is mortified but she makes it onto a few top ten lists
Five thought it was all stupid and didn't go
Diego didn't get invited 😭
crucially Ben ALSO wasn't invited but his ego couldn't stand for that so he paid full price for a ticket and then pretended like the designer he hired invited him lmfao
Lila wouldn't let Diego buy a ticket because of the insane prices but then she attended the event as Klaus' date and had to help him smuggle his stolen dress across a few borders
I love this post but I need to add the stuff other people added cuz I need it like hell on my blog
Also, the post here has Sparrow!Ben, now I'm wondering for an alternate of Umbrella!Ben or a Sparrow!Umbrella!Ben
Umbrella Ben would have to be dragged along and would just wear a normal ish suit UNLESS persuaded otherwise by Klaus of course
100% Five wouldn't be caught dead there. He actually doesn't even know what it is and just looks blankly at his siblings when they are discussing their outfits in front of him. When he sees their pics in the paper the next day, he just mumbles "idiots" and turns to the stocks page. Ok, maybe he offhandedly tells Klaus he looks nice

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i love the “you’re a good brother” scene because it is a small (but wonderful) testament to both klaus’s emotional intelligence, and five’s love for his siblings (klaus in this instance). klaus knows that five is not used to affection of any sort, and that he is consequently not very receptive to it. he still wanted five to know the truth though, which is why after he said “you’re a good brother,” he didn’t give five the time to go down that spiral of wow. i’m being appreciated? how do i respond to this? what do i do with this information? and instead immediately added onto it with a little joke, “alright you say nice things about me now.” and then you have five, someone whose main love language is, arguably, acts of service — and so he immediately replies with just that: a promise of an act of service — “let’s go find your stupid mother,” aka, “yeah, yeah, okay, i love you.” and klaus knows this! he heard it as the “i love you” it was supposed to be and so he responded with “love you too, tiny dancer” and so basically what i’m trying to say is that i love these two so much. i’m going to eat cement
genuinely how it feels to go in the maintags
I was looking at some early merlin bts/cast photos and the 2010ness of them is taking me out
look at them!! literally just some guys. I went to school with them
suddenly thinking about the courtroom scene, of Stratt being accused of pirating literally everything, and Grace later having everything in the various computers aboard his ship that he gave a copy to Rocky without issue, and the beetles having such a massive memory capacity and...
Stratt was a historian. She wasn't just pirating for the sake of entertainment for the astronauts, she was doing a full historical backup of the planet. Who knows how much knowledge and communications ability, how much art and culture and history, how much niche knowledge of how to make specific pieces of modern technology or modern medicines, was lost as the wars for resources isolated everyone, as the death tolls led to the deaths of specialized trade workers and scientists, as the power grids failing across the planet (or cut off, potentially) led to all the cloud servers going dark. Stratt was facing methods of combating extinction and she did her best to ensure that if/when the Hail Mary worked, it would send back not just the hope of the future in the solution to the astrophage, but the restoration of history and culture and knowledge.
Just.... she pirated everything, and put it all on the Hail Mary.
Just…. she pirated
everything, and put it all
on the Hail Mary.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Five has one singular motivation for literally everything he ever does and it's his family. it fucks me up every time i think about it i just. he's been trying to save them for far longer than he was even living with them.

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When Klaus announced that they were going on a road trip can you imagine Five getting ready for it? Because this man didn’t just agree and they went off, no. He got a map and likely googled ‘best tourist attractions near me’ and after he read each description like about ‘the award winning pies’ he mentions to Klaus he grabbed a red marker and circled the location making it on the list. Once he was satisfied with the amount of locations circled he folded up his map and went to meet his brother. This just makes the whole kugelblitz thing a lot sadder because Five never does anything halfway, he was so ready to be the most prepared road trip taker in history.
Except that google doesn't exist in the UA universe. So, that meant Five had to find and research all of his stops in a different way. He had to have gotten that map, maybe from Chet, and then figured out what he wanted to see. He might have asked around the hotel, questioning all the weirdo clientele there what their favorite diners were, or favorite attractions and then scribbling them down in a notepad so he wouldn't forget. Or maybe he went to the library for a couple of hours, digging up books on "World's Largest" whatevers and jotting those down, as well.
Then he went back to the hotel and got out his little red marker and started making his plan. Maybe he was even going to ask Klaus what he wanted to see before everything got derailed.
He's so earnest and excited before it all comes crashing down, and god damn it that makes me want to cry
Ya know what? I'm here to say something
What if when Five was bored and alone in the apocalypse he looked up attractions or whatever. And some of them were no longer....available. the ball of twine probably didn't survive the fire.
And he thought, if he ever got back to them, they would do fun things together.
Okay so you choose violence
longass movies that are mid are so baffling to me like you had all that time and you did what with it? not give your women enough lines thats for sure