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You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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You would not believe how many unfinished drawings I have in my Patapata folder, I wish I could finish them all quickly so I could show you them, but for now have a Jane hugging George!!!
Listen this anime is criminally underrated and I won’t stand for it
I care her so much
My commissions are open
I've been thinking about him lately 👁️

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William again
Lucifer and Alastor seducing each other via making one another laugh.
Everyone's in the new parlor and Lucifer's telling a story and he says something that has someone bark out a laugh. He looks over to see Alastor, looking away, hand up to cover his mouth but his shoulders are shaking and it's clear that he's the one who laughed and is still laughing. And Lucifer can't help going a little wide-eyed at how different he looks with a genuine smile on his face.
After that, Luci starts going out of his way to make Alastor laugh whenever they have their altercations. It'll start as a petty argument, but then Lucifer will see an opportunity to slip in a shitty pun and suddenly Alastor's fighting to hold back laughter before excusing himself. And then later, Alastor starts slipping in his own dumb jokes and Lucifer's laughing at those as well. And before they know it they aren't even really fighting each other any more and everyone else is just fixing these to morons with knowing looks and rolling eyes at their cheesy jokes.
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Demon
just pals being buds
inspired yet again by @morningstarwrites amazing fic “of saints and sinners”
Fake screenshot request, please? 🥺 Alastor in the middle of broadcasting, leaning on his desk with his deer tail apparent and Lucifer staring at it, please! Or maybe a "2 seconds before disaster" because Lucifer is about to squeeze it? 😆 (either with a mischievious expression or completely mesmerized becausebhe finds it so cute)
brother doin his damn best to not touch 😞
thanks for the suggestion!!

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
“The Father of all Legendary Heroes”
… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?
I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS
pls let this blow up like the other one
jojo x mario rpg
jojo x mario rpg monday
addicted to jojo x mario rpg monday

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How Bert snapped
Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”
Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”
these puppets are more real than real people