nothing if not obsessive

everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.

Something about young-Ishmael being so unfamiliar with tattoos that he's baffled by Queequeg's facial tattoos, and narrator-Ishmael having tattooed himself so much that he's in danger of running out of space

bro tashtego lost so much aura when he fell into the whale sperm and queequeg had to save him

elijah in moby dick represents the rereader who knows how the story ends and desperately doesn't want ishmael and queequeg to get on the boat this time. maybe this time can be different 🥲

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

not even a kiss in the old man yaoi au

david tennant’s tearful zoomed in face is all over my dash. nature is healing

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about