ilya rozanov defender

ilya makes a joke about getting shane pregnant ONCE and shane gets himself SO completely worked up because 'oh NO not ME ruin MY fucking hockey career? so you can DOMESTICATE me? you know what pregnancy even DOES to a person's body? I might never be able to play AGAIN you are NOT going to make me give up my DREAMS' his rant lasts a full ten minutes until ilya coaxes him back to bed n promises he will not knock him up until they retire then. its not until morning shane rubs the sleep from his eyes and remembers he can not. in fact. get pregnant. ilya valiantly only makes fun of him a little. (or a little by ilyas standards. at least.)

the duality of man is Ilya Rozanov being simultaneously so straight passing that Shane Hollander could own up to being in love with him and have people assume it's an unrequited crush, yet so visibly queer that in 66% of instances where Scott Hunter came out to people prior to the on-ice kiss, they immediately assumed he was dating Rozanov

i want so badly to be more offline but the women in my phone need me

Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

I wait patiently, he's gonna notice me. You are the one I have been waiting for. I've waited my whole life. I've been sleeping so long in a twenty year dark night, and now I see daylight. He better lock it down or I won't stick around 'cause good ones never wait. If this is the long haul, how'd we get here so soon? I wait by the door like I'm just a kid. Were you waiting at our old spot? Now I'm waiting by the phone. Like waiting for a bus that never shows, you just start walking on. Now I just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time. Should've known it was a matter of time. I died on the altar waiting for the proof. Still alive, killing time at the cemetery. I just sit here and wait, grieving for the living. I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn. The woman who sits by the window has turned out the light. Even statues crumble if they're made to wait.