someone teach me how to draw bears

i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet

this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

To protect you from the lego monsters

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn't put "reader beware, you're in for a scare" on the cover. How was i supposed to know