Shtuff and Things

both of them are me

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

*frantically picks up random new things and shakes them* awww c'mon, TRIGGER THE HAPPY CHEMICALS *shake shake shake*

i love the way the camera starts shaking because the person is laughing

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

asdfghjkkjl the way that's phrased makes it sound like this is just a random possibility, like Some Guy might just show up at any time and shake his law degree between two married people and e'er the twain shall be parted~

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

fuck ai bring back shitty photoshop