The Lazy Avenger Hargreeves 00.09

Mission report December 16 1991

Steve, age 15: I’m getting us fake ID’s!

Bucky, age 16: to drink?

ANTHONY MACKIE FINALLY HAS INSTAGRAM Y’ALL!

It’s been

5 MONTHS

TONY STARK HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 MONTHS,

STEVE LEFT BUCKY,

NATASHA’S BEEN GONE

Marvel stans: can we have a bi Peter Parker now?

Marvel and Sony: Did someone say BYE PETER PARKER?

Also Marvel and Sony:

What if Zemo pulls a civil war 2.0 and reveals that Bucky shot down Riley.

Oh god No—

I am very bothered by the fact

Tony Stark has been dead a whole 3 months and 3 weeks

Marvel crushed Steve’s character development

They killed Natasha instead of Clint because he had a family ( so did Tony).

Hulk and Thanos didn’t have a rematch

The sun didn’t shine on the Odinsons

Sam: I can’t find a vein, let’s try-

Bucky:

Sam: Nevermind

Bucky: You were going to say “let’s try the other arm.” Weren’t you?

Nobody:

Thanos:

Read this using the first letter of the emoji

When Steven Grant Rogers Said,

“AVENGERS.....assemble!”

If you felt nothing or didn’t get chills or cry or scream or cry more...