Shitpost Extraordinaire

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.