sheep plays hockey

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

management have to hire a little quebecois boy to feed to tanger every couple years

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993

really nice when players i hate collect themselves neatly on the same team. makes my Hater Beam that much more concentrated and powerful.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno