WEBHEAD 🕸

“Pop star kills neighborhood Spider-man. Can you imagine the headlines?” 

“I just ruined my streak of days without hitting someone in the face. Twelve days totally wasted.”

“Jesus, I’m sorry. I’m pretty sure I’ve the worst aim today since I picked up a weapon. Maybe Pleasant Hill did change me.”

“I don’t think we can quantify anything as weird at this point.”

“I used to live on the moon. It’s hard to find things that are truly weird.” 

“Clones this, clones that. Enough already.”

“You were at the meeting the other night.” Clea glanced over at him. “Many of you were. Trust me, it’s not weird at all. Not considering the circumstance, that is.”

“I was recently resurrected by my alternate self. Things are, as you said, quite weird.” 

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“You’re all giving me a headache, and you won’t like me when I’m cranky.” 

“Not weird. It’s more annoying than anything. I only like one of you, and it’s not you.”

“Is this you trying to cope, or….?” 

“Better you than me.” A pause. “Maybe not.”

“Clones? Weird? I don’t know –” Yelena lightly sang out the last part. “Don’t you feel all,” she wiggled her shoulders like she was shaking something off. “Replicated?”

“Clones are pinnacles of scientific achievement. You should be very flattered.”

“I’d like to say it’s whatever, but I really hate seeing a miniature version of myself running around New York. You’ve got that times four. Plus the two clones. Three clones? I don’t even know anymore.”

kaine just glanced at peter when he spoke before he redirected his attention to his suit. it was acting glitchy and he didn’t need the damn thing changing colors while he was in it or worse–failing to camouflage him. “if the jackal knew he just had to dip a hand into the multi-verse and snatch himself up a peter parker, i don’t think we’d be having this conversation.” he was a heap of barely functioning cells as it were. a fucking joy ride it had been thus far.

peter paused, taking in the other’s appearance, “yeah well, i think we’ve got other concerns at the moment. you alright, man?” peter already knew the answer, or what he thought was the answer - but he needed to hear it from kaine himself.

“Hey now,” Kate raised an arm, it phasing through him to avoid contact. “I don’t think either of us need to start our day with a maiming.”