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they’re calling it the worst finals matchup in professional sports history

Otter depressed. Roope dead. Miro half dead. Nils almost died. Bastian broken. Mikko either lying off his ass or he just truly burned out. Seggy is just half bionic man at this point with all his repairs. 14 might dip. Mavy is just happy to be here. and Robo is great at golf. Sure sure. We're all fine