D.A.R.E dropout

My car got stolen and recovered in the same hour this morning 😎👍

If i had not walked out the door for work when I did to see the guy take it and him SEE me see him I do not think I would have gotten my car back. He dumped it in an apartment parking lot down the street from me, no damage and nothing stolen besides one of my keys (i got them changed so he cant use it again). Anyways, dont be like i was, always know where your car key is, remember your license plate # so you dont have to call the license office to give it to the police. And Uuhh I love you<3

I do what the sativa tells me to

I drank 9 cocaine u faggot

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet