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we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

respect it/its users or die to my beam