hazel

kataang shippers are beefing with zutara shippers, zutara shippers are beefing with kataang shippers and zukka shippers are being fed with their crumbs. guys. we're so back

Being a kataang/zukka shipper rn feels like investing in bitcoin in 2009

i love fics that feel so... grown. fics about adults that were written by adults who have years of life experience under their belts who pour that into their writing. fics where you can tell this is a person who has lived through a marriage or a divorce or a child or children or parent death or any number of Huge Life Events because the way they write with an emphasis on the highs and lows of the human experience rather than an emphasis on tropes (not throwing shade) is just so. oh man, it's just so fucking good. if my blorbos are grown men, grown women, grown people, i love it when they feel like grown people, not just extensions of the (young) author's imagination. (still not throwing shade). you know?

petition for rhonda to fight someone next season. i just wanna see sarah yarkin punch someone. and it should be mr. martin.

xavier baxter is really the character of all time. like. he’s a high school slacker archetype. he was accused of murdering his girlfriend. his favorite movie is dirty dancing. he can see ghosts. he’s a terrible boyfriend. he’s the world’s most supportive ex boyfriend. he tried to spill salt on a ghost to exorcise them. his online username is shredhead. he was hit by a car and died for a few minutes. his dad is the sheriff and he loves to break and enter. he’s scared of hospitals. he makes bird noises to alert his friends of danger. he’s never once had the brain cell. he has unnervingly blue eyes. he definitely has brain damage. he’s uncomfortable in the morgue but hangs out there with his ex girlfriend’s dad. he has a thing for strong women. he’s trying to be a better person. he’s smarter than he gives himself credit for.

whenever I talk to someone and they tell me that maddie annoys them and they don't like her, I immediately consider every single opinion of theirs about the show null and void. sorry but I absolutely love my bitch of a daughter who's going through the most traumatic events of her life and I will not accept maddie nears slander in my home. she is doing her best with a continuous stream of terrible situations and honestly I'm surprised it's taken her this long to crash out. she deserves to be as annoying as she wants, actually I think she should become more unlikeable to people. I'll still be here singing her praises.