Domain of Syre Taylor, the Sun King

I think Cass would like Barbie movies, I also think she deserves to experience childlike wonder.

like there’s people with thousands of followers that are like upper class tumblr users and then there’s like you and pukicho who are the 1%ers and far away from everyone else

i think my time would be better spent sleeping than thinking about tumblr follower economics

Take my notes then, peasant

like there’s people with thousands of followers that are like upper class tumblr users and then there’s like you and pukicho who are the 1%ers and far away from everyone else

i think my time would be better spent sleeping than thinking about tumblr follower economics

Take my notes then, peasant

Stephanie: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Duke: We're not totally lost. We're still in the Narrows.

Stephanie: You said this was a shortcut.

Dick: Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

Dick: Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

Batfam's preferred way to get to school/work ?

Alfred: Master Bruce, you should get going if you want to drop Master Damian off to his field trip on time.

Bruce: What do you mean?

Alfred: It's your day to drive him, is it not?

Bruce: Yeah, but Damian told me he had it handled.

Alfred: I'm concerned about what he means by that.

Bruce: I'm sure he'll be fine. By the way, where's Goliath?

———————

Bruce: Spoiler, ETA?

Steph, over the comms: Three minutes.

Bruce: What's that music I hear?

Steph: Definitely not an ice cream truck, if that's what you're wondering.

Steph: Hang on, some kids are flagging me down.

Bruce: Seriously?

Steph: Hey, some of us pride ourselves on our customer service.

———————

Bruce: Barbara, did someone take the Batmobile?

Barbara: Jason left with it an hour ago. He said something about planting your fingerprints at a crime scene?

Bruce: Hng.

———————

Bruce: Cass, princess, I know you took my bike.

Cass, who absolutely took his bike: What's a bike?

———————

Bruce: Where's Tim? The board meeting is about to start.

Wayne Enterprises employee: Don't worry, sir. I'm sure he'll turn up.

Tim: *flies in through the window*

Bruce: Tim, what happened? And how'd you get all the way up here?

Tim: Red Bull gives you wings.

———————

Bruce: Are you sure you don't want me to drop you home?

Barbara: Thanks, but I got it.

Barbara: *activates wheelchair rocket mod*

Bruce:

Bruce: *adds it to his Batmazon wishlist*

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Duke: Can I borrow your yacht for prom?

Bruce: I thought it was gonna be at the rec center.

Duke: Bane.

Bruce: I see. Just bring it back by eleven.

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Harper: Since we had some leftover funds in our budget, I got a surprise.

Bruce: A surprise?

Harper: *pulls a tarp away*

Harper: Tada! Introducing the Bat-18-wheeler!

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Dick: *frantically searching*

Bruce: What are you looking for?

2024: Donald Trump is convicted of multiple felonies, and is tried in more, including one for his attempted coup of the government on January 6th. He openly states that he intends to pardon himself and his cronies, ban trans people, restrict women’s right to choose, use the federal government to convict his political opponents, and help Israel “finish the job” in conducting a genocide in Gaza.