stan day6

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

prawns of having a large vocabulary: shrimp. crustacean. shellfish. scampi. langoustine.

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

your cat was an honor to see in the window

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

trent reznor is like life fucking sucks this is kinda like sucking dick which I will now begin to describe in detail