what if you drove me to target and it was raining

whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

Brb

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

gay people be like i think this hetero ship has rights because the woman is never treated violently and the man is a well intentioned idiot.

i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel” and when charlotte bronte said “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself” and when jenny slate said “I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But that’s why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!” and when mary oliver said “whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things”

...fuck

Bridge over troubled water……………….

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day