a vile houseplant

excuse me?

Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier

I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

hairy women. you agree. reblog.

i have a disease that makes me see every female character as a lesbian and its called being smarter than everyone

I bet during franks Twitter hater era he was giggling and kicking his feet behind that keyboard

I bet during franks Twitter hater era he was giggling and kicking his feet behind that keyboard

speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)

hi fat lgbt people I love you.