"That Big Boy With The Skullface"

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

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60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

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Twenty six per cent??

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"