sprinkles

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

when he texts me first thing in the morning and it’s not a good morning text >>>>>>>>>>

when you realize this lowkey already a one sided friendship so you back off >>>>>>>>>

when we made up >>>>>>>>

friendship lowkey ended and the chat is dead today lmaoooo everyone is not feeling it

friendship and chat revived… never give up!