Sheboygan Summer Sausage Woman

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

This Robot Hand Will Allow You To Bother An Entire Duck

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

This is gorgeous.

oh my lord

ummm country roads?? take me home????

when u geeked off them binaural beats and encounter the demon king

it’s him. it’s Minecraft

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

👀👀

I got goosebumps watching the trailer. MUST SEEEE!!!!

MY EYES WAS SO WIDE I AM READY

I have fucking chills. YESSSS.

YEAH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

Honestly read this especially if you in the South

Popping this short story into here because reasons

I’ve been thinking about that story since yesterday.

MIND BLOWN

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there