*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

THE ACTIVITY IS LITERALLY JUST CONNECTING TRUMP AND RUSSIA HAHAHAHA i love how much shade this book throws

a lot have people have been asking me so here’s a link to the place that i got it xx 

The only bible I’ll read

That’s a Christmas present right there.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

this LITERALLY me 

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

This is it This my favourite post

STOP!! NORMALIZING!!!! PUTTING!!!! KETCHUP!!!! IN!! THE!! FRIDGE!!

SOME? PLEOPLE? PUT? KETCHUP? IN? THE? FRIDGE? TO? COPE????

If you put ketchup in the fridge YOU ARE VALID!!!1!1!1

Y'all mind if I scream?